My neighbour just came round, knocked on the door, and accused me of nicking

stuff off her washing line

I was so shocked, I nearly s**t her pants

Posted By: pants, Jul 19, 21:59:10

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you were wearing them? Good, an improvement on your normal routine of sniffing them.
Posted By: WalterTheSofty, Jul 19, 22:44:52
I've got a rotary washing line. Won it in a do-gooders charity raffle
Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Jul 19, 22:01:49

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