What about, if, right, say you had just sidled out of Bondages having bought a new pepper

mill, and were heading down Timber Hill for a lunchtime sip of booze at The Murderers, when a frantic Emma zoomed up right quick on her SLAMM Rage II Goblin, went airborne and three-sixtied over the top of your Duffer Portobellos, screamed "Don't look geekboy!" and landed harshly outside The Bell, sending her summer dress asunder up her silken thighs?

Would you skip like some sort of happy, young boy, across the road to Pizza Hut, pull your shorts to one side so that your plums appeared and do a twiddly, frenetic ballet dance near the window shouting "My mum's pants have been handed down to me, my mum's pants have been handed down, they are brown and full of graaa-aaavy, my mum's pants have been handed down" or...

...would you build a small lollipop stick bridge over her waist so that Borrowers could traverse it and gaze down upon her fulsome, cotton-covered vagina?

hmmm? hmmm?

Say you had gone into the city and those events had transpired, which of the two courses of action do you think you would take?

hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jun 29, 11:50:44