We heard the warbling of a motor boat on low revs at dawn near Horning. Tom Percival, RIP, came round the corner in his F1 powerboat. He shouted, 'Seen the river bailiff?'
When we said 'no' he disappeared in a cloud of spray, brilliant!
Ruined our swim though
Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Jun 24, 15:34:31
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