I wish he'd revert back to Kevin 'Kev Piper' sounds like a midlife crisis

Talk about a long flight

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you today
This incredibly unusual aeronautic display
The vehicle in front of you has been uniquely designed
To leave our planetary system behind
In fact, in only a matter of hours
You?ll be out of reach of this sun of ours
Sir and Madam, ensure your seatbelts are tight
For you are about to travel at the speed of light
Has light got a texture? You betcha! It?s coarse
And this craft is designed to hook into it of course
Please don?t shudder when we start to beam
Consider it a canoe upon a stream
There are some rapids around the astroid belt
When we turn left after Jupiter we?ll be at full pelt
Sit back and relax, we?ll be serving free beers
We land in Andromeda in one million years

Posted By: mickfoot, Jun 24, 12:09:27