Elfin Safety update.....

I've now been forced to add a Hi-Vis vest to the outfit. That's safety specs, ear defenders, and Hi-Vis.

I've made a suggestion to the H&S guy re: workwear. We should all dress as Darth Vader. My argument was like this: a helmet is part of the uniform, so no more bump caps or face visors; we'd all sound really cool and nobody'd be forced to sound Welsh, regardless of upbringing and circs; we'd have capes, and I've always wanted to wear a cape; we could cut lead with our light sabres, so no more risky knives etc; and when the machines break down, we can use the force.

Knives, by the way: everyone needs one, but we aren't allowed to use them, unless we've watched a 30-minute video and signed a form to say we've understood it. HONEST.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:40:49