Get two dysfunctional teams of complete tossers

Tell them you used to be seventeen. Give them a job a group of five year olds could do. Remind them you used to be seventeen. Laugh as they fail to grasp the most basic principles of common sense. Ask if you'd mentioned the fact that you were seventeen, once. Send the least bad bunch off for slap-up Yarmouth Market chips. Say you used to eat them every day when you were seventeen. Pick the most annoying w**ker out of the other lot, point at someone else, and say "you're fired. I was seventeen, you know."

Posted By: Old Man, Jun 21, 22:22:59