See, you just haven't grasped the whole Quarry thing properly.

The trick is to bugger the victim on the ddge of the quarry, chuck him off the edge, then climb down to b the twitching c. It's in the detail, see?

Hey - here's one for you. This new girl has started in the front office. The first I knew was when one of the lads skipped breathlessly into my office whispering urgently "Al - new bird, coming past now, window, quick". So I glanced out, and met eyes with a seriously pretty girl, being Shown Around The Factory. I don't know what MY expression read, but hers said "Thanks but you've got NO chance.

Anyway, so next time I was in the front office I introduced myself and she was all friendly and such, and we remained cordial for a few days. Sadly, before the end of the week, I was outside doing something dull when she happened to be returning from lunch. I completely forgot that she could see me as well, sadly, and evidently she caught me having a major perve, because now she won't talk to me at all! Whoops.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 21, 20:01:15