The real truth

Leon has gone to see an "amorous techniques" specialist so that he can give his next missus enough Good Loving that she won't shag half the squad.

Ashton is on a secret mission from Worthy to look s**te so no-one bids for him in the transfer window. This concussion stuff is all a sneaky cover up.

Worthy is appearing on the reality TV show "the sack race". Neither he nor the presenters can believe he's still there. There is secret unofficial video footage of him saying "what the f**k do I have to do, sub McVeigh or something" shortly after half time vs Reading.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Sep 26, 18:02:13