See, my grandmother used to say things like

"I don't like X (a friend of mine). He's got eyes like puppies' fartholes". And "He's so mean he'd lick a farthing out of a turd". (I don't know who she was referring to there). She once saw my grandfather riding my new Elswick 5 speed racer and shouted out of the door: "Stan! Get off that thing! You look like a sack of s**t tied up awkward!". Lovely days.

Posted By: APB, Jun 16, 15:37:47