play golf often, I can pick up which are Nick's straight away - his are the more mischevious ones.
Got a great story about Nick, the manager of the Jaguar dealership in Stoke (Evans Halshaw) & 2 tickets for the Belfry - but it doesn't translate well by text.
I'll try, though.
Basically, Nick's car had a fault - he went in, they told him they'd have to keep it in for a couple of days for diagnostics. He asked for a courtesy car, they said no. He kicked off, which didn't look good.
So the manager eventually offered him his top of the range Jag whilst his car was in.
Anyway, Nick accepted and, as you do, had a nose round - found 2 top end tickets for the Open at the Belfry the following day in the glove box.
Switched his phone off, was sitting in the pub with us all pissing himself laughing all night and went to the golf the next day :-)
Posted By: Karnivore, Jun 14, 19:34:17
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