i asked a waiter in somewhere foreign if i could please have a "HOT" coffee refill

as the first one was tepid. when he came back i asked if it was "HOT" this time and he said "yes, it's very burnlee"

another refreshing indigenous beverage is elderflower press. it sounds a very north london effete overpriced gaydrink but is is nonetheless quite nice with some ice on a balmy english summers afternoon as a leaf is gently dislodged from a walnut tree and gently arcs its way downwards until it settles almost imperceptibly on your garden pond whilst you are listening to the third day of england versus australia at headingly on your wireless.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 8, 11:26:19