Every f**king bloody s**tting football match, every ad break, there he f**king is in his f**king stupid coat doing his hard ol'geezer thing, bet on this, bet on that, bet on the f**king other, "'old up, latest odds have just com' thru....."
"Ed To Throw Large Rock At TV-1/5 On"
Fuck off. I'm not putting a bet on and I don't care for the HILARIOUS in-ad gag that, if i don't, you might come round my "gaff" and be a bit "nawty" with a boltcutter or something. Bet f**king 36 f**king 5. Go bankrupt-NOWWWW!
Posted By: Martin Peters, Jun 4, 17:38:35
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