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The Fiver on Owen:

"Michael Owen, who has played just 271 minutes of Premier League football for Man Utd this season, can't fathom why he has been overlooked by Fabio Capello. "I've given up trying to understand," he sniffed. "It's sad, really. You'd have a better idea than me [why that is]." Oooh, we don't know. Maybe it's the small matter of having scored fewer goals this season that hot-shots such as Seamus Coleman, Brede Hangeland and Ciaran Clark."

Yours was better. You should send it to them and demand a job there.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 25, 16:30:24