I am in almost constant dispute with the remmy mozzers rozzers.

I would fatwa them off if I thought I could mobilise sufficient a level of resource.

Wm. Morrison is our landlord at work, and even though we have our own private carpark bit, with our own barrier (to which we hold no keys - more on this in a moment), it falls under the auspices of the mozzers rozzers.

They open our car-park barrier in line with store opening hours - so sort of 07:00. But they like to close the smaller external car parks, which the private companies use, of which we are one one, at about 18:00 - well before the store closes.

This is all very well if you are a nine-to-fiver, but if you have the occasion to work unusual hours, as is the case for my colleagues and I, it tends to get problematic. The number of times I have had the Wedge locked into the carpark becuase the bloody minded carpark ?berleutnant IS UTTERLY INFLEXIBLE AND A MASSIVE CUNT.

And on those occasions that I remember "Oh the carpark facist will be around in a minute, I'll move the Wedge out to the main carpark" I invariably fall foul of the "This Car Has Been In The Carpark For More Than Two Hours" rules even though THE LAST MILLION TIMES YOU PUT A FUCKING TICKET ON THE SAME FUCKING CAR, I EXPLAINED THAT I'M A TENNANT AND PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO PARK ALL FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT IF I WANT TO YOU MASSIVE LEGION OF CUNTS, AT LEAST MAINTAIN A LIST OF KNOWN REG NUMBERS YOU CAN COMPARE AGAINST BEFORE TICKETING CARS AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.

Cool wet grass.

Yes. I am aware of the Morrisons carparking officials.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 25, 11:53:06