Well then

You need to invent a time machine and zoom forwards. While you're there, could you please bring back some racing results?

Or you need to hack the Prem League's mainframe and access the Top Secret Fixtures Database. You have the pens, you can do this.

Or you need to have a passionate affair with the rather dumpy and lonely girl who has access to the TSFD, and then get her pillow-talking before heartlessly dumping her once you have the info you need.

Lots of options really

Posted By: Old Git, May 24, 12:55:08