last night I was awoken by Carlton Cole, Demba Ba, Mathew Upson and Robert Green outside my house playing football with a hedgehog.
I was absolutely disgusted and was about to call The RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up.
Shall I get my coat?
Posted By: emmaroyds, May 20, 17:01:45
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