A man walks into a welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.

The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from? You sound English",
"I'm from across the River Severn," replies the man
nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn ?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman, "he's one of us."

Posted By: jafski, May 18, 15:48:30