I wish to register a complaint!

Gold & Sullivan: 'Ello, miss?

Bj?rg?lfur Gu?mundsson: What d'you mean, miss?!

G&S: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

BG: We're closin' for lunch.

G&S: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this football club what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

BG: Oh yes, the, uh, the Claret & Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

G&S: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's f**ked, that's what's wrong with it!

I'll let you take it from there...

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, May 16, 19:15:16