I'm going to Hartlepool tomorrow (yes Hartlepool) to look at a boat.

I know f**k all about boats, apart from the obvious. But it's for sale for 8 grand, and my mate that does know about boats reckons we should be able to sell it for about 30. We just need to sail it over to Menorca. Should be a laugh.

I think he wasn't paying attention when I was saying how much I love goats.

Posted By: tudders, May 13, 23:39:41