I just pictured him standing up with the mic, like a drunken scotch uncle at a wedding

See you Marc Tierney! Ye'd be nuffin if weren't fo me.

That Russell Martin, Aye? He was shiiiiite at Wycombe. Shite ah tell ya. Ah made him what he is now. Me. *hic*

An as fur that Grant Holt yah fat basstard....

Henry, Aye, Henry - come here a dae ya f**kern dance yah soft puff. *hic*

Good night yah basstards. *hic* *slumps back in chair* *microphone feedback....*

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 9, 10:11:57