Just overheard a quality conversation in Norwich market

2 Blokes haveing a mug of Tea...

"Did you see that programme last night bout druggies?"

"No, was at any good?"

"That wor a bit orf an eye oopner"

"I'd do to druggies what they do in China"

"Wors at?"

"Shoot 'em, and poofs"

"Really?"

"Yup they shoot 'em instantly"

"So, if I was in China and I accidently touched some blokes arse in a shop I'd git shot?"

"Could do"

"Christ, I wouldn't want to get a lift orf of some bugger on a motorcycle then"

PMSL

I left them discussing the feasiblity of moving all the US Gulf states inland.

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 22, 12:53:42