Well it made me chuckle

Two mates, Arthur and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Arthur throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no," he cries. "Judy will kill me!"

Steve says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty pound note in your breast pocket and tell her that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry-cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Arthur rolls into home and Judy screams, "You stink of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

Arthur says, "I can es'plain everythin! Ish not what you think. I only had a cupla drinks. But thish other guy got sick on me... he had one too many and he jush couldn't hold hizz drink. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie quid for the cleaning bill!"

Judy looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty quid"

"Oh, yeah, I almos' forgot," says Arthur. "He sh*t in my pants, too."

Posted By: DDiM, Sep 22, 12:22:05