Fuck Da Police

As part of a burglar alarum installation I had to fill in a form to be given to the plod so that they had some information about the house if the alarum goes off and they attend

This included having to give them a full "risk assessment" of the "hazards" at the house, which the form said was "required by health and safety regulations" so that poor little plod will be safe if he gets called out to Git Towers. This included warning them as to whether there were any uneven steps or slippery floor surfaces!!!!

FFS. This country

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 20, 15:05:21