Pwoppa Nawtee

I once saw, right, yeah, my mate Hugh Jumungous get his right arm sliced off by Hannibal Lecter with a chain saw. Hugh just carried on sipping his Croft '55, then got up, picked up the arm, rammed it down Hanny's throat till he choked to death, pulled it out, and stuck it back on with wound glue.

I'm glad I'm his bum boy.

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 15, 16:39:06

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