What about right, say you had just glanced up at where the Rendezvous Cafe used to be and

were jauntily making your way down Gentleman's Walk wondering why 'megaboom' is the graffiti of choice, when a stunning Rachel thacked up right quick on her Plan B Sheckler and did a Varial Heelflip right over the top of your Ash Viper Silk Satins, landing awkwardly on the pavement, sending her fluttering skirts up her silken thighs and legs akimbo.

Would you set off at a fast rate of knots to Tesco Metro and do a f**kdance on its window with your pants down or would you gently cup her becottoned mons pubis, hum then put leaves near it?

hmmm?

Say this event happened to you when you were up the city, which of the two courses of action do you think you might take?

hmmm?

hmmm?

well?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 15, 12:43:00