In the name of baby Jesus, please don't give your child....

a first name that is usually associated with a last name. I am referring to the current trend which sees many names such as ;
Jackson
Wilson
Dixon
Mugabe

Apart from the last one.

There are many many more and it does my flaming head in. I was in Tescos the other day and a kid ran passed me and knocked into me (nearly knocking himself out) and his Mum screamed "Riley, stop being naughty!". I was sooooooo close to going "i beg your pardon......say his name again please."
"Riley?"
"For the love of Pete begone foul witch, for you have polluted my sensitive ears to the demonic chavism of naming your child a ridiculous name in order to sound cool or trendy. I cast you out and condemn you to the everlasting flames of indignation!"

Posted By: Muddyfunster, Apr 14, 17:14:23