Yep, Beyonce Will Have The Festival Spirit...

Flown in from 5 star hotel in London, her own, thermetically sealed yurt 100 yards from the stage, lashings of organic fruit and water, Egyptian cotton towels, a selection of lapdogs and no-one allowed to even look at her reflection whilst she is there.

Suggest a hearty rendition of "who ate all the pies?" when she appears!

Posted By: Martin Peters, Apr 14, 15:58:53