"I put it to you that you took your pistol, placed it against his head, pulled the trigger and killed him in cold blood."
"Yes. I did. But he shouted 'get in the hole' during the golf."
* courtroom gasps *
"Your honour, the prosecution has no choice but to drop the charges."
"You're free to go."
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 23:00:55
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