Flew one in 'Nam back in 1970. Me and Mike 'Clacker' Hunt were seconded to the 101st

Airborne helping to maintain their fleet of Kiowa Warriors, mainly to do with the upholstery.

One night me and Clacker were called up on a black op over Fire Support Base Ripcord - the NVA had started surprise mortar attacks and the yanks wanted to f**k those gooks up man.

Clacker was so t**tted out of his nogginbonce on a lethal concoction of blueys, head-dust, HORSE and injected bongo that he fell right out the side, over the A Shau Valley.

Some antipodean gap year c**ts found him in 1998, near the Xe Xap National Biodiversity conservation area just north of Ta Vang. He was living in a leather pouch and had fashioned himself a prince albert made out of the bones of small birds. His cock had almost rotted off and he kept shouting.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 7, 13:26:56