Flew one during the Falklands war back in May '82. Me and Terry 'Twinkle' Tozer were

seconded to 42 Commando to look after the Westland Lynx HAS Mk Is that were to take them on Operation Corporate to seize Mount Kent - mainly looking after the straps in the back.

One night we were called up on a night op to f**k over the argies on Mount Harriet. Me and Twinkle were so f**kspazzed out of our heads on a mind-numbing mix of Peruvian Blue Devils, Heavenly Whiz and Mushroom tea that Twinkle lost his footing and fell right out the side, over Walker Creek.

A Norwegian twitcher found him near Dunnose Head in 1998, living in a hollowed out elephant seal under a tarpaulin, surrounded by 17 two-banded plovers - he was cooking Patagonian crested duck and his cock was stuck to the skillet.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 6, 17:23:29