I once tried to make a cup of tea in a pint glass

one of those ones with the handles and square windowy things

I burnt half my face off

And at Christmas one year, whilst everyone was getting He Man toys. I got a green one. Which I've since found out was fake toys

Then there was that time my sister got NB trainers, and said "what does NB mean?" and she went "NOSE BLEED" and smacked me on the nose

Posted By: pants, Apr 4, 15:47:09