He Looks Like The Bloke In The Office Who Is...

...in charge of the stationery cupboard.

"Can I have the key Alan?"
"Why?"
"Need a new Bic and some staples"
"I knew things were bad-you don't need office equipment without there being a good reason, but I didn't think it was as bad as that. A pen AND staples? I've never been done pen and staples before"

Posted By: Martin Peters, Apr 3, 09:15:11