Really starting to fall for a girl
Every Wednesday night I do a shift in my chippy in Hulver. And at about 6pm there is always this gorgeous girl who comse in for one haddock one chips.
I always give her an extra portion for free but I think shes starting to get suspicous. I need to really catch her attention.
I was thinking of writing a poem and writing it into the paper her chips are wrapped in, does that sound romantic enough?
Gav.
Posted By: Gavin, Apr 1, 15:48:38
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- 3ask her if she likes it battered
Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 1, 16:01:27 - Hurry up and fix my windscreen, you cunt
Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 15:57:10 - she can't be that gorgeous if she eats fish and chips every fucking day
Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 15:56:55 - Wouldn't it be better to give her a large sausage
Posted By: NiftyFiftyCity, Apr 1, 15:51:58 - just tell her every time you smell fish you think of her.. that'll do it.
Posted By: colincanary, Apr 1, 15:51:38 - gav, when do the new potato chips go on the menu?
Posted By: Tombs, Apr 1, 15:50:48 - Nah just give her a portion
Posted By: Tony Martin, Apr 1, 15:50:39
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