I just had a paella without seafood in and it was lovely. Well, I say 'without seafood', and it was, after I picked out half a dozen prawny bastards. It was Chicken and chorizio paella FFS - why were there shagbastard prawns in it? Eff. Eff. Ess.
In disposing of said fishy matter I came to understand why my bin's been stinking for the last couple of days: it's the last lot of prawns I chucked out.
Capital eff, eff, ess. There, it has been vocalised by me.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Mar 28, 18:51:02
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