in spike milligans autobiog

he tells a tale when he is based on the south coast training for deployment to fight the hun and his battery host a dance on base. milligan traps off with a local bird and takes her out to the motor pool and humps her in the back of a 4 tonne truck. halfway into the hump, the truck starts up and heads out of the gate and into the local village. milligan investigates and discovers that his hated platoon sgt has taken the truck to meet the barmaid at the local pub. however, he has left the keys in the ignition, so naturally milligan drives it back to camp, parks it up and goes to bed.

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