We've found a small piece of leather

Now, this *could* be just a bit of skin from a dead cow.

But it *could* be part of a shoe, jacket or other garment which *could* have been dropped by someone called Ramon who *could* have been transporting goods on a major flying carpet trade route - here's a mock-up using real actors to show what it would have looked like - between somewhere high and somewhere sandy and as we don't know exactly where we've gone to a top skiing resort and Monaco to give you an idea with some fatuous location footage.

Or, it *could* be part of an S&M-style "gimp" mask used in an ancient death-rite orgy ritual and to research that I've used a *lot* of your licence fee getting laid in brothels and getting the people who did Mosely to pretend to delouse me as well

Or, it *could* be part of a DFS sofa - double dip discount this week, so we've bought a couple to show you, and will be taking them home again afterwards

Goddalove evidence-free historical documentary making...

Posted By: Old Man, Mar 16, 14:35:07