I would have....

pulled out a packet of walkers cheese and onion crisps, hastely eaten them all, then wee'd into the empty crisp packet, stolen the elastic hair bacn from the girl in front of me in the audience, and fashioned a urine stylee water bomb, and hurled it at him on the stage. Or maybe I wouldnt have.

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 1, 09:43:05