CRACKER! FUCKING FIRECRACKER! BANG! BANG! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! AROOOOGAH!

11-54 on the corner of Unthank and Cambridge, officer in need of assistance, exercise extreme caution, repeat, exercise extreme caution.

Oh my taut, hard stick, my rugged little gentleman.

She's a model and she's looking good
I'd like to take her home that's understood
She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time
It only takes a camera to change her mind

She's going out tonight but drinking just champagne
And she has been checking nearly all the men
She's playing her game and you can hear them say
She is looking good, for beauty we will pay

She's posing for consumer products now and then
For every camera she gives the best she can
I saw her on the cover of a magazine
Now she's a big success, I want to meet her again

WHACK

IT

IN

THERE!

Put it right up that sentence Sonny, squeeze it in there Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch, Feb 24, 11:09:30