I'm listening to The Oracle at the moment, because I'm at work.

The Oracle is a boring man with a boring voice who considers himself an authority on absolutely everything. After the England v Northern Ireland game he delivered a 35 (!) minute monologue on why England lost.

Highlights included:

Northern Ireland played with pride and passion that England didn't have, because their manager isn't Swedish (stated at least 4 times)
England don't have a proper left-sided player (really?)
The England players only understand 442 (basically, they can only be trained to a certain level, much like dogs)
David Beckham isn't a great captain (not heard that before).

He's off on something else now. Dullard.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 19, 20:40:32