nearly, I had to slip the maid a few bob

to stop her from letting on about my vile and depraved habits.
It was actually the electricity company rep here to cut me off for having forgotten to pay the bills. He told me roughly how much of a 'tip' was expected and then added "and you're foreign *as well*" implying that the rate is somehow more.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:15:16