i must have watched that goal 93 times and never noticed the ball boy

isn't that strange? wonder what he's doing now? probably married with 3 kids, works in the bank, been overlooked for promotion this year, again, on account of his wife's reluctance to relocate to london. he often looks back on those carefree days in 1980 on a crisp february afternoon with deep affection and quietly rues the miserable predictable life of unfulfilled drudge that fate has cruelly dealt him. if you are reading this mate, leave the cow, empty the bank account, f**k off to bali, grow a beard and open a beach hut renting out sunbeds. grow your hair long and get some tropical sun on your back and have a fling with a pair of swedish backpacker twins. trust me, you'll thank me for it.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 18, 13:48:30