Just went to the supermarket

first I saw a man with a massive face beard cut into the shape of a marijuana leaf. I presume he doesn't work at a bank
The another man and I felt obliged to restrain a man who had just backhanded his approx. 7yr old daughter bloody hard and looked as if he was about to punch her. Security stepped in fortunately for all concerned.
Then when I got my 2kg pack of bacon to the till, the cashier said that 20 quid was too much and she woudl only charge me 5.

I'm not going out again today

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 19:08:09