2 WPC's out on patrol with their alsatian. One says

"I'm getting a bit cold, and I've left my knickers back at the station"

The other says "use the dog, let him have a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you"

So she lets the dog have a sniff. Later he returns with 2 truncheons, a broom, and 3 of the desk sergeant's fingers

Posted By: pants, Feb 7, 20:08:48