like this one.......

Doris: Hiya stacey.
Stacey: All right, Doris. How's the leg?
Doris: Oh, love, I wish they'd cut the bugger off.
Stacey: Oh, you don't mean that.
Doris: Oh, yes, I do. You hand me the axe, I'll do it myself. You still going up london then, on your blind date?
Stacey: Well it's not really a blind date. We've been talking on the phone for six months, just haven't met in the flesh like.
Doris: What time you off?
Stacey: First thing. Dave's coaches. Cacking myself, I am.
Doris: Stace love you've got to chill out. The thing to remember is, don't go giving him nothing on the first night.
Stacey: Really?
Doris: Well, no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Just don't go selling him the whole farm.
Stacey: Oh thanks, Dor.
Doris: See you, love.

Posted By: Jumbo1, Feb 2, 11:41:40