The last time I flew a fighter jet was in China in January. Me and Warren 'Flappy' Crowe

were seconded to the Chengdu Aircraft Industry Group to help test their new Chengdu J-20s.

Me and Flappy got called up for a test flight at night. We were so defcon-1 on a mind-altering concoction of beak, twitch and spazpills, that, during a barrellroll over Chongqing, Flappy pulled his eject handle and shot out into the nightsky.

A ricegirl with chapped hands found him last week, just outside Yibin. He was living in a leafy hollow, dressed as Kagome Higurashi surrounded by over 29 Takin. Some blokes after a bit of Kogal bukkake action were queueing nearby.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 27, 14:42:08