"I was there! And I saw that! And it wasn't an ET, it was an ALF!"

"I didn't even know what an ALF was! I had to ask him and he said "It's like a cross between a pig and an aardvark and it sometimes wears a nappy and it makes a load of wiseass remarks" and he said he'd seen one of those."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 25, 21:36:50