Richard Keys and Andy Gray outed as WOTB posters

EtuWHO: Somebody better get down there and explain offside to her.

Steve in Holland: Yeah, I know. Can you believe that? Female linesman. Forget what I said ? they probably don't know the offside rule.

Tony Martin: Course they don't.

SCC: Why is there a female linesman? Somebody's f**ked up big, f**king CUNTS.

hoofinhughes: I can guarantee you there'll be a big one today. Kenny [Dalglish, Liverpool's manager] will go potty. Then pants will say it's all a conspiracy in favour of big clubs. This is not the first time. Didn't we have one before?

AB: Yeah, Wendy Toms.

SCC: Wendy Toms, something like that. She was f**king hopeless as well, f**king CUNTS

Whole board: [exasperated groan]

Tony Martin: No, no, it's got to be done, it's good. The game's gone mad. See charming Karren Brady this morning complaining about sexism? Yeah. Do me a favour, love, and go and get the kettle on

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 24, 10:50:49