Scrammers is as tight as a gnat's arse

The reason he drinks s**tty tea EVERY DAY is because it's free from the company machine, whereas if he bought his own teabags it would cost him 23p a day or something

He'll have worked out that if he buys packs of grated cheese he can make it last 2.76539763 days a year longer than if he bought the equivalent weight of solid cheese

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 20, 14:29:44