My mate fancies you.

*Shoots you in the face with a squidgy bit of blotty fired through an empty biro case*

and

*Gets mate to kneel down behind you, then pushes you over*

and

*Shares a fantasy about rummaging in Miss Smart's french knickers in the cupboard in Nesty's room*

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 12, 12:03:44