An old classic

A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth," he says to the owner of the farm. "What
Sort of horse?" says the owner.

"A female horth," the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth," says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes.

"Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.

"Nithe teeth can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's ears.

"Nithe eerth," says the dwarf, "now can I thee her twot?" With this
the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his
head deep inside the horse's vagina. He holds him there for a couple of
seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says "Perhapth I should wee-fwaze
that ... Can I thee her wun awound?"

Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 16, 15:06:12